I was feeling totally overwhelmed with work this week so I decided to take the day off. I slept late. It was awesome :). After I got out of bed I spent about three hours on the internet. I just check out face book and twitter. I really needed to catch up and comment on some of the crazy things going on in my friends’ lives. Later I went to grocery store to stock up for the royal wedding party I’m throwing this weekend. I spent over two hundred dollars. I got Corona Light, Smirnoff Ice, chips, salsa, crackers, cheese dip, sandwiches, a veggie plate and so much more. I am going all out because something this important only happens once in a life time. I’m going to have thirty people in my tiny apartment, but I’m sure everyone coming over will get along. Well I need to get ready for the royal wedding party; I’ll post again and let all you know how it went.
I am sorry. I will never do that again. I promise to only write about interesting or exciting events and topics. The above writing is what I imagine most blogging on the internet looks like; self indulgent, boring and obsessed with trivial and meaningless event only vaguely related to the writers life. It will not happen again. For the record I did take the day off today. I did go grocery shopping. But I am not having a party to celebrate the royal wedding. All royalty are parasites on the society which they claim to represent. The “English” royals are actually descendants of inbred German tyrants.